Can You Beat Bleak Falls Barrows W/1 HP and a FlightStick?

Honestly just made this for a goof decided to upload, really just experimenting and having a goofy lil time.

Probs mimicing mittensquad abit but i kind of want to do a 100 days series in the future, no idea what the vibe is? But good learning opportunity.

Below is my scriptish for it because that probably helps the algorithm i guess:

It was originally gonna be a challenge/spin the wheel video but i kind of am too lazy to eat onions and do exercise? This is peak gamerness. Truly.


INTRODUCINGGGGG Skyrim With a flight stick and 1 hp can you get through bleak falls barrows? LETS FIND OUT! But you gotta be careful, because death is lurking behind every corner and you’ll get punished. ((Fade to (me) (Also in punishment mode eat diff kinds of onions) sad onion boi crying and biting onion Fade to black)
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(ENTER UNFAMILIAR SITUATION SECTION)
(Fade into you’re finally awake) - Our journey begins as good as any other adventure does, tied up in the back of a cart with abunch of strange men. We get to know our new friends before

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The Imperials decide to show us the best way to get the pringles out of a can. (Cut to a can of pringles - being hit with a knife aggressively then cut back to that dude getting beheaded) (I normally just turn the can upside down txt? U can just open then the lod though so idk why they do this)

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(Footage of getting kneeled down and alduin appears)
Before they can get to the pringles in my neck and we end up joining the basketcase club - a big komodo dragon suddenly shows up and yells really really loudly and then I got to jump out of a tower. Without dying. I am pretty cool.
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Afttering running away to the keep, I persuaded Ralof to free me from my bondage, and summoned the only reason to ever play as a breton before roasting my kidnappers like marshmallows.
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I went downstairs and sent in my fursona Ralof and the wolf to do battle before deciding to lightly toast some imperials buns. (Maybe skip this part)
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I got to loot some potions before proceeding further down stairs to help the stormcloaks but I was too slow to save anyone because i move with all the grace of a morbidly obese eagle flying a blimp, I stole a dead mans underwear and wallet and went to go have some fun by going downstairs and hiding from arrows like a coward (DING SFX with text: Take a note, hiding like a coward is important)

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Moving further down, Ralof admits he loves spiders so we let him deal with them and I can just sneak past the bear because it’s in the early stages of mad cow disease.

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Once outside, Once outside my boyfriend walked me to town so he could protect me from wild animals
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In town I met Fondue who IS really scared of fire. - I Accepted his request to gaslight and lie to his love interest, (DING take note - all healthy relationships are based on deception - sun tzu)

Then Read his letter like any self respecting mail-man would do. before
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Delivering the letter to camilla, accepting her brothers request to go get some sort of golden butt scratcher, accidentally sold my clothes and then gave fondle the good news before asking him to go to the prom with me (HE said yes).
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After testing out our shaky teamwork (Include footage of you hopping backwards saying Faendal please constantly while running for your life) I realised Faendal is completely insane and potentially on crystal meth but i wasn’t too concerned, so we decided to head onwards to the barrows. -
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At the barrows i took a moment to marvel at its beauty before picking a fight with bandits and showed off my strafing skills while Faendal does the actual work of killing everyone

Then we entered the barrows and prepare for a wild time (Rave music)
(Adapt to situation begins, highlight the challenges you face and how you overcome them)

I saw the bandits ahead of me and decided to sneak in and then got promptly got shot in the face by fondue or a bandit, I have no clue, please tell me who did this.
and then my first death meant i had to spin the punishment wheel and got 10 push ups- (Cut to you on the floor doing 10 push ups) Deaths: 1 (10 push ups) (Do Sped up clip of push ups)
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Coming back to the fight lets watch Fondle gain confidence and kill everyone before I start to panic, summon my magic dog and cower, after a job well done i decide to read them so poetry (Ding, hiding like a coward is important rule number 1 in the background zombieland style physical object falls off a shelf idk?)
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As we go further down we get to watch a man die to a puzzle a toddler could solve and then I got to fight a giant sexually attractive spiderman
(Show faendal attacking) surprising everyone actually contribute to the fight
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Then we get to watch as faendal brutally executes a man and I obtained the golden butt scratcher (do do da doooo zelda thingy)

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After we say some positive self-affirmations our adventure continues through the Draugr Catacombs