Disney Bdsm. Eurobeat Mixtape for Lonely Drivers Who Get Closer to Guardrails Than Women

MIIKSU TAPU DESUMACHE (Not real tape audio; tracklist first, explanations later.)
SIDE A:
Dave Rodgers - Déjà Vu
Niko - Night of Fire
Ace - Crazy On Emotion
Dave Rodgers - Beat of the Rising Sun
Vicky Vale - Dancing
Speedman - Speed Lover
Ken Blast - The Top
SIDE B:
Max Coveri - Running in the 90s
Ace - Futureland
Stephy Martini - Mad Desire
Nathalie - Heartbeart
Lou Grant - Don't Stop the Music
(All of which are probably owned by Avex, but definitely used without permission.)

There are many great long videos here on Youtube of stellar Eurobeat playlists for you to enjoy. I've enjoyed many of them myself! Consider this my attempt at giving back to the Youtube Eurobeat community. This is by no means the greatest Eurobeat ever devised, or even necessarily my favourites, but a sampling of what genre has to offer that I was able to juggle into two roughly-thirty-minute playlists to fit onto a tape. I had to make some concessions to not leave dead air or run out of tape.

Yes, it's a real mixtape that I made, but it sounds like crap, so I only featured it as a visual gag in a couple of videos. Meant to play a larger role in my AE86 video, but... well, you can hear for yourself at the end of this video. So I filmed the entire tape playing, dropped the volume, and digitally edited in the music, while bringing up the volume during certain key tape moments (tape insertion, side changing, putting it back in the case, etc.). Think of it this way: you get to enjoy a rad hour-long Eurobeat mixtape (complete with the distinctive sounds of that medium) without having to make a tape yourself and endure its lack of audio fidelity.

That being said, if you DO want to make a mixtape of your own (Eurobeat or otherwise), here're the steps I used to make them when I was a kid in school, and had the pleasure of re-experiencing to make this video:

1) Take a fresh, sealed, blank tape out of the box with the rest of them and remove the wrapping. (When's the last time you did THAT?)
2) Open two instances of WinAmp, which still Really Whips The Llama's Ass and is the only digital music playback program I'd consider using.
3) Using each instance's Playlist window, add tracks and try to get each playlist to 30 minutes. Move songs from one to the other if necessary. It's up to you to figure out not just what you can fit in that time allotment, but also the order of the songs. (Remember when music was more than just singles and album order mattered? Clearly you do -- you're making a mixtape.) Just keep an eye on the total time at the bottom.
4) Run a male-to-male 35mm audio cable from the speaker jack of your computer to the mic jack of your tape player.
5) Load up your Side A playlist, hit Play on your computer, and Play and Record on the tape player.
6) Sit through the half-hour drudgery of creation.
7) Switch tape sides and load up your Side B playlist on your computer.
8) Sit through another half-hour of your own creativity.
I've forgotten the next step, but the one after it is something about financial gains in your favour.