Apologies for the audio on this one
files where messed up
here is the story subtitles but the video has some diffrent stuff and whatnot
Hello. My name is Charlie Dingus. It was the usual friday night. I was driving home from work. It was 6:00pm and whilst driving I decided to have a pizza delivered to my house, so I called "Darbys" and asked them to see if Checkers Pizza was open. They say yes and I proceed to call checkers pizza and order a Large stuffed rust cheese pizza. They tell me it should he at my house in 20 minutes
I arrive at my house in about 15 minutes. I eagerly run inside and proceed to open netflix up on my smart tv. I turn on my favourite anime, "Jonathans Strange Escapades" and immediately pause it. I wait for the pizza. Excited. Anxious.
10 minutes pass by. I begin to worry. I get a notification. I open up my phone after entering my 37 digit passcode. The notification says "Pizza Delivered" confused I read the information bellow it. It shows the date and time I ordered and it was delivered.
It says it was delivered 3 minutes ago. I see an address below it. Fiddle Sticks! I guess I accidentally told them my uncles address somehow. Good thing he Lives just across the street from my house. My uncles name is Benjamin. Benjamin Clitouris The IV.
I get up to go over to his house immediately. As I walk out of my house, I let my pet Loaf of Bread out to use the bathroom. I Jaywalk to my uncles house. I approach his door and see a wallet with a ketchup stain on the back of it. It was red. I lick the ketchup off of it. It was ketchup. I open up the wallet and I see a drivers licence.
The name of the owner was Hank Dill. He is 29 years old. I decide to put the wallet in my pocket and take to the police Tomorrow. I finally knock on Uncle Ben's door. No answer. "Hey! Uncle Ben!". No answer.
I start to grow frustrated because I wanted my damn pizza. I prepare to knock his door down so I can claim the box that held such magical slices of delicacy that holds the power to make a man such as myself, oragasm.
His door isnt locked. I open the door and I am hit with a light breeze of pizza scent. My nostrils tingle and my penis does too. I walk into the house. The house is dark. All light is dead in this house.
I pull out my cellular device and turn on its flash light. I see the usual interior of Uncle Ben's living room but something strange was changed.
All the furniture had been painted green. The couches, the shelfs, the tv, the walls even. All was green. I ignore this strange taste in living style and proceed to the hallway. I hear a sound as I venture. The sound grows louder as I approach the hall way.GREECE BUCKETS! All of a sudden I slip on a whole watermelon. I begin to lose vision and I grow dizzy. I become light headed.
I am struggling to suck in the warm pizza scented breathes as I begin to crumble down to my knees, that was a metaphor ofcourse. I lose it all. I fall.
I wake up to a bright, green room. I look around and notice I am attached to the wall with gorilla tape. I struggle for no reason, really thinking I could escape. I yell.
My voice echoes into the Distant blue I see through a hole in the wall to my right.
Suddenly the lights go out. And a light illuminated it self onto the wall. A 5 second timer appeared. "A film?"
Wherever I was, someone was forcing me to see a film. A table appears. I recognize it. Its uncle Ben's kitchen table. The one he once bent me over on an- never mind that. Suddenly something strange happens.
A hand. A hand that has been severed from its original owner began to crawl on the table like a spider. The frame rate made it obvious that the film was stop motion.
The hand roamed around furiously for what seemed like hours, but I reality was just 2 minutes. The hand stopped.
All of a sudden, my uncle came into the picture. Naked. His eyes were bleeding. I look further down his body and see that his own penis had been cut off. Balls and all. I gag.
I hurl.
I look back up and see my uncle playing with the decapitated penis and hand.
The film ends and the lights turn back on. I begin to think of it all as a nightmare. Suddenly, the most unreal thing I ever thought could happen, conjured itself into existence.
It was first a silohette but once it met light, I felt my soul break. I suddenly saw my entire life and existence flash before me. What I saw was more than fear.Its naked, humongous Hungolungonahnonogahngus body, its skin was colored a deep, perfect green shade that shone brightly upon his smooth bald head. His eyes glowed a yellow light. His ears were like strange pipes from a Nintendo game. It came forward And it spoke to me.
"Would you like a bite of the pizza?"
THE END
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files where messed up
here is the story subtitles but the video has some diffrent stuff and whatnot
Hello. My name is Charlie Dingus. It was the usual friday night. I was driving home from work. It was 6:00pm and whilst driving I decided to have a pizza delivered to my house, so I called "Darbys" and asked them to see if Checkers Pizza was open. They say yes and I proceed to call checkers pizza and order a Large stuffed rust cheese pizza. They tell me it should he at my house in 20 minutes
I arrive at my house in about 15 minutes. I eagerly run inside and proceed to open netflix up on my smart tv. I turn on my favourite anime, "Jonathans Strange Escapades" and immediately pause it. I wait for the pizza. Excited. Anxious.
10 minutes pass by. I begin to worry. I get a notification. I open up my phone after entering my 37 digit passcode. The notification says "Pizza Delivered" confused I read the information bellow it. It shows the date and time I ordered and it was delivered.
It says it was delivered 3 minutes ago. I see an address below it. Fiddle Sticks! I guess I accidentally told them my uncles address somehow. Good thing he Lives just across the street from my house. My uncles name is Benjamin. Benjamin Clitouris The IV.
I get up to go over to his house immediately. As I walk out of my house, I let my pet Loaf of Bread out to use the bathroom. I Jaywalk to my uncles house. I approach his door and see a wallet with a ketchup stain on the back of it. It was red. I lick the ketchup off of it. It was ketchup. I open up the wallet and I see a drivers licence.
The name of the owner was Hank Dill. He is 29 years old. I decide to put the wallet in my pocket and take to the police Tomorrow. I finally knock on Uncle Ben's door. No answer. "Hey! Uncle Ben!". No answer.
I start to grow frustrated because I wanted my damn pizza. I prepare to knock his door down so I can claim the box that held such magical slices of delicacy that holds the power to make a man such as myself, oragasm.
His door isnt locked. I open the door and I am hit with a light breeze of pizza scent. My nostrils tingle and my penis does too. I walk into the house. The house is dark. All light is dead in this house.
I pull out my cellular device and turn on its flash light. I see the usual interior of Uncle Ben's living room but something strange was changed.
All the furniture had been painted green. The couches, the shelfs, the tv, the walls even. All was green. I ignore this strange taste in living style and proceed to the hallway. I hear a sound as I venture. The sound grows louder as I approach the hall way.GREECE BUCKETS! All of a sudden I slip on a whole watermelon. I begin to lose vision and I grow dizzy. I become light headed.
I am struggling to suck in the warm pizza scented breathes as I begin to crumble down to my knees, that was a metaphor ofcourse. I lose it all. I fall.
I wake up to a bright, green room. I look around and notice I am attached to the wall with gorilla tape. I struggle for no reason, really thinking I could escape. I yell.
My voice echoes into the Distant blue I see through a hole in the wall to my right.
Suddenly the lights go out. And a light illuminated it self onto the wall. A 5 second timer appeared. "A film?"
Wherever I was, someone was forcing me to see a film. A table appears. I recognize it. Its uncle Ben's kitchen table. The one he once bent me over on an- never mind that. Suddenly something strange happens.
A hand. A hand that has been severed from its original owner began to crawl on the table like a spider. The frame rate made it obvious that the film was stop motion.
The hand roamed around furiously for what seemed like hours, but I reality was just 2 minutes. The hand stopped.
All of a sudden, my uncle came into the picture. Naked. His eyes were bleeding. I look further down his body and see that his own penis had been cut off. Balls and all. I gag.
I hurl.
I look back up and see my uncle playing with the decapitated penis and hand.
The film ends and the lights turn back on. I begin to think of it all as a nightmare. Suddenly, the most unreal thing I ever thought could happen, conjured itself into existence.
It was first a silohette but once it met light, I felt my soul break. I suddenly saw my entire life and existence flash before me. What I saw was more than fear.Its naked, humongous Hungolungonahnonogahngus body, its skin was colored a deep, perfect green shade that shone brightly upon his smooth bald head. His eyes glowed a yellow light. His ears were like strange pipes from a Nintendo game. It came forward And it spoke to me.
"Would you like a bite of the pizza?"
THE END
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